I just had to post this response about the KFC/Taco Bell story I got from Scott G, G-Man Music & Marketing Miracles on Soflow. My wife & I laughed out loud reading them! Well done, Scott!
Top Ten Ideas For the Yum Foods' NYC Restaurant Re-Opening
10. Last time we buy our traps from PETA.
9. They were animatronic.
8. We mis-read the calendar and were holding our Halloween promotion.
7. Tastes like chicken.
6. We had a choice for infestation: rats or lawyers; we picked the lesser of two evils.
5. Hey, they're all healthy. Would you rather see dead rats in here?
4. Soon to be New York's first combination restaurant/shooting range.
3. Where's Dick Cheney when you really need him.
2. The problem will be solved soon - we've ordered the pythons.
1. Free pets!
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