Now that 24 is back on the air, I found this last from a few years back listing the top 100 facts about Jack Bauer. In no particular order, here are some of my favorites. Check out the whole list, it's a hoot! The one thing missing from the list, though, is anything about his great cell phone & service. I mean, seriously, this guy uses a phone for 24 ours straight and while buried underground, in a bomb shelter, next to a nuclear reactor, he can say to Chloe Quick, send me all of the schematics for California and he gets them in like 10 seconds. The next time he gets summoned to testify before Congress, it'll be to explain how he runs up such a high phone bill in just 24 hours.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.
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