OK, this in my new obsession. It's sort of Twitter like for the bad things that happen to people every day. Little gems like:
- Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting "we have a problem!". Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage & half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack.
- Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.
- Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.
- Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
- Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold.
I check it several times a day just to see what new gems have been posted and remind myself that people do really dumb things to themselves and other people! Go check it out, you'll see!
My Gym teacher just told us we had a MAJOR VIOLATION, my life sucks.
Posted by: K & J | May 19, 2009 at 11:30 AM
the other day, i hurt my hand and my music teacher teld me i would't be able to play with my self for a few days, later i walked in my front room with him tellhim my step dad how to tongue his sax...
Posted by: charlotte | May 21, 2009 at 07:23 AM